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#1

I was going to make myself a belt of watches, but then I realized it was a waist of time.

#2

What do you call a bee who can’t make up it’s mind?

A maybee

#3

What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.

#4

What did the volcano say to his wife?

I lava you.

#5

What do you call a magic owl?

Hoo-dini.